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Bellow 100k?
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This is crypto, you rookies.
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NGMI
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✨The US January 2026 non-farm payrolls (NFP) report, showing an increase of +130,000 new jobs, exceeding expectations, had significant repercussions in global markets. This data strengthened the US dollar by delaying expectations of a Fed interest rate cut, while leading to declines in commodity prices and mixed reactions in equity markets. Below, we examine the global economic impacts of the report in detail, particularly in terms of currencies, commodities, emerging markets, and global growth dynamics.
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